Crusher (manmademonster) wrote in emailjokes,

Divorced Barbie

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for
one of those Barbie 's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach
Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95,

Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater
Barbie for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken 's Car, Ken 's House, Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain
made with Ken 's balls.
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