So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems
to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
"I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and simply say, "Well, which one are you then?"
. . . and that's when the fight started .