Crusher (manmademonster) wrote in emailjokes,
Crusher
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How the fight started

I rear-ended a car this morning.


So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems
to get funny?


Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF!


He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
"I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and simply say, "Well, which one are you then?"


. . . and that's when the fight started .
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